I should have posted this shocking bit of information earlier, however. I forgot.
The cookie monster is no longer the cookie monster, he is in fact... the veggie monster. How does this happen on the show? Is it one day all of a sudden he's the veggie monster, and it's always been that way? And meanwhile all these moms with their fat kids are all pissed off cause the cookie monster is promoting obesity, and in a dark alley you see the cookie monster throw away his cookie into the dumpster and take out a carrot.

Cookies were supposed to be 'sometimes' snacks! Everyone knows that! But still the veggie monster had to kill our cookies! For shame, veggie monster! FOR SHAME.

And these are the kinds of things we discuss in this house.